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Today at the Optometrist's
I learned a joke today. How do you make an eye doctor laugh?
Him: Read the last line you can.
You: fifteen, L, T, O...
(It's unfortunately mostly a visual joke, so check out this eye chart... the numbers on the left, which are absolutely teeny tiny, are the rating for the line. So, the penultimate line, for 20/20 vision, has a 20, and the last line, for 20/15, has a 15.)
I didn't say it was a good joke.
In other news, I like my new contacts.
Him: Read the last line you can.
You: fifteen, L, T, O...
(It's unfortunately mostly a visual joke, so check out this eye chart... the numbers on the left, which are absolutely teeny tiny, are the rating for the line. So, the penultimate line, for 20/20 vision, has a 20, and the last line, for 20/15, has a 15.)
I didn't say it was a good joke.
In other news, I like my new contacts.
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