Can't make this stuff up

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My two most recent spam were:

• Subject: "Ready to go to US Supreme Court?" A Legal Educator and Strategist, Experienced preparer of U.S. Supreme Court Petitions, looking for people whose legal appeals have been denied in their State's highest court, or in a United States Circuit Court of Appeals, in the *last 90 days*, and are therefore eligable to appeal to the US Supreme Court.
  
  
• Subject: "MV BOA VISTA OPEN SPOT PROMPT DUBAI AFTER SALE FAILED". A greek shipping company is trying to sell a 2,755-ton freighter quickly, after his last buyer fell through. It goes 14 knots and flies a Panama flag and has a roomy hold. (etc. etc., on for a few pages of terse, earnest text)
  

Both quite interesting to read, although utterly, utterly mistargetted.