Bored with memories? Try better-than-real (tm)!

Apparently last night I dreamed of overdue library books, in a convenient package-dream that was utterly believable. I "remember" yesterday morning, checking the due-date on one of them before rushing off to work, and they were due on the 24th.

It was vivid enough I just went online to renew them; leaving aside that I just checked them out two weeks ago.

Dear brain: please don't; my memory doesn't need more "help."