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I wouldn't believe this if it hadn't been verified by one of my co-workers this afternoon.

Kryptonite U locks can be opened with a ballpoint pen. Complete with instructions and pictures.

Neither of the two kryptonite locks in my house are the right size to fit a bic pen barrel, but I'm not convinced a larger pen barrel wouldn't break the lock. *sigh* Kryptonite's official response is "we are working on a new lock design which should be out in a few months". How.... not useful.

My favourite response I've heard is "damn. Now I don't have a lock, and I don't have a pen to write a complaint letter".

September has not been a good month for security. Newspapers report a Perdue researcher claimed proof of the Riemann hypothesis, which in theory could result in a Bic Pen to break public-key encryption.

It would be, however, a great month for math, if both the Reinman Hypothesis and Poincaré conjecture have been solved.

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