USB Blender Alarm Clock

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http://usb.brando.com.hk/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00364&dept_id=015&cat_id=035

USB blender alarm clock.

USB BLENDER ALARM CLOCK!

USB Blender alarm clock is a unique blend of eye-pleasing retro-style, high tech functionality, and pureed whimsy!

When the brownies are done it doesn't just go ding - it shreds, dices, liquefies, and plays an assortment of 1970's game-show jingles at the same time. Your home may never be the same!

* Shred and music work only when alarm
* Do not open the cover. Do not eat the balls

Comments

[stfrn.livejournal.com]

It slices! It dices! It plays scary music! And it knows where you live!(Ominous thunder)

[da-lj.livejournal.com]

And it knows where you live!

...It does?

[stfrn.livejournal.com]

Well, it's obviously in your house :P

And clearly it's already killed before, it got the writer as he was writing "only when alarm"!

[da-lj.livejournal.com]

Hm. You have a good point sir.