USB Blender Alarm Clock

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http://usb.brando.com.hk/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00364&dept_id=015&cat_id=035

USB blender alarm clock.

USB BLENDER ALARM CLOCK!

USB Blender alarm clock is a unique blend of eye-pleasing retro-style, high tech functionality, and pureed whimsy!

When the brownies are done it doesn't just go ding - it shreds, dices, liquefies, and plays an assortment of 1970's game-show jingles at the same time. Your home may never be the same!

* Shred and music work only when alarm
* Do not open the cover. Do not eat the balls

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/merle_/]

My only guess is that their legal team decided some child would come along, pry open the (likely sealed) blender lid, eat the balls, and roll over dead.

Because kids just love opening blenders and eating the random contents within. It's on their list of fun things to do, right behind vacuuming.

[da-lj.livejournal.com]

I might have.

I once ate an entire stick of butter that way :-P

Also, a bit of catfood, because I thought it was leftover cookie-batter. :-P

Oh, and I had a habit of pressing big red buttons that read "emergency", but that was before I could read.

[http://users.livejournal.com/merle_/]

Did someone pay you to eat the butter?

(Back in college, we dared someone to eat a stick of butter, and put up $10 for the dare. He did eat it, and earned himself the nickname of Butter. At a cost of only $5 to me, it was worth it...)

[da-lj.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking way before then. I was thinking of when I was the age to pry apart a sealed plastic wrapper and eat the plasticky preserved things inside, not my college days.

When I pried apart a sealed plastic wrapper and ate the plasticky preserved things inside.

...hm.