Yay?

[da]

I'm sure you've been eagerly anticipating the day- evidence has been mounting, and we can finally announce:



From: Graphic Services
Subject: [Fwd: PDF proof of Daniel Allen]
Date: June 3, 2008 1:22:33 PM



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In other news, i can has bizniz cards x 250 count.
Computing Technology Specialist, yup that's me.

Comments

[nobodyhere.livejournal.com]

Woo-hoo, now you can enter draws at restaurants :-)

(That's the only thing I ever did with my business cards. Oh, and I gave my dad one.)

[psychedelicbike.livejournal.com]

Wait, they've found proof of you? Q.E.D? Was it induction? Contradiction?

Are they sure it warrants being called a full proof, and not just a lemma?

[da-lj.livejournal.com]

It was a fairly poor proof, once I started reading it. All they gave was one example.

But at least, when I receive the printed version, I can try and hand out a lot of them and therefore give proof by repeated example.

[says-simon.livejournal.com]

Can we really accept your word that there is proof of your existence? Perhaps you just fabricated the header from Graphic Services. And are they qualified to present such a proof?

I remain unconvinced.

[kraig.livejournal.com]

Yes. If you don't have business cards, you don't exist. If you have business cards, you do exist.

Graphics provide the cards, therefore not only are they qualified, they are *uniquely* qualified.

If D doesn't exist, he could not have fabricated the headers. Therefore, fabricated or not, D must exist.

"Torturing logic since 1973."

[da-lj.livejournal.com]

I want business cards with the job title "Straw Man."