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Tuesday, 16 October 2007 04:03 pm
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So our house is being haunted by the world's most Trivial Poltergeist. Particularly, the very pretty wooden clock in the dining room is haunted (see the top-right of this photo from d's citizenship party). The pendulum is entirely for show; it's powered by a battery. The Trivial Poltergeist will stop and start the pendulum at random intervals. Recently, the pendulum has been mostly still, and it bugs both d. and me that it won't work. For d., mostly because it looks bad, and for me because it looks bad for my mechanical abilities that I can't figure out a fake clock pendulum.

On Saturday, [livejournal.com profile] bats22 jokingly wondered what would happen if I doubled the voltage. Ding! (actually, *clonk*): two batteries increases the electromagnet's pull, but it doesn't change the frequency. So it swings rreeeallly wiiiide now. Next I'm nudging down the voltage, now that it's kept itself going long enough for me to know this isn't a transient fix (like the last 8 or so have been). Poltergeist bug us not!

There is a punchline, which is that this morning I was going to simply post this entry as a haiku:


The pendulum swings
Under doubled batteries
Faster than we'd like


...I reconsidered, on grounds that cryptic poetry in livejournal may look more dramatic than I intended.

...Not connected to the previous, a note to myself: If you find yourself saying, "I am a river of peace, water washes over me goddammit." You're Doing It Wrong.

Date: Tuesday, 16 October 2007 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melted-snowball.livejournal.com
So it has a wide stance? ;-P

Date: Wednesday, 17 October 2007 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] da-lj.livejournal.com
Not unless you're a cop, I think.

Date: Wednesday, 17 October 2007 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morgan-starfire.livejournal.com
Did you see the Ahmadinejad cover of the New Yorker recently? It appeared right after his speech at Columbia... Hee.

Date: Wednesday, 17 October 2007 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] da-lj.livejournal.com
No, I hadn't. hee hee. Classic New Yorker.

Date: Thursday, 18 October 2007 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morgan-starfire.livejournal.com
Wow!! I hadn't seen the SNL. That's just too good. (Thanks!)

Date: Saturday, 20 October 2007 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morgan-starfire.livejournal.com
According to NPR's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!, Bush is just crushed, because his bosom buddy Putin is now seeing... Ahmadinejad. (*snicker*)

Date: Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morgan-starfire.livejournal.com
Speaking of DTWOF, I seem to recall a strip with a DTWOF in a gi sitting in lotus position, fists balled, teeth clenched, chanting the mantra, "I am trying to f*%$ing let go of trying to control the whole f&#^ing world."

Date: Wednesday, 17 October 2007 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] da-lj.livejournal.com
What a mantra!

Wear that sword as long as thou canst, I suppose...

Date: Friday, 19 October 2007 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bats22.livejournal.com
Awesome! Glad that my goofy advice has some use!

I was a bit afraid that it might be a case of goosing the voltage, firing up the pendulum, and then...

THWACK!

CRACK!

oops....

Date: Tuesday, 5 August 2008 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redsash.livejournal.com
Save time!
Glitchy ghosts seem strangely squeemish
Bleed on it

~r

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